What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in your home?
如果你家既有猫也有狗,那猫狗有什么区别?

获得1.4k好评的回答@Bushra Khan:

I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:
C我现在有2只狗和25只猫,以下就是我发现的一些区别

1.When you pet them
1.抚摸它们时

Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.
”狗:“哦,我喜欢被抚摸,太舒服了,我喜欢你主人,我太爱你了,你真好。”

Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.
”猫:“我想让你摸,但也想挠你手看你流血。”

2. When you feed them
2.喂它们时

Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.
”狗:“这是世界上最好吃的东西,我太开心了,我告诉过你我爱你主人了吗?我太爱你了。”

Cat - “ I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.
”猫:“我不喜欢这个吃的,我想吃墙上那只蜥蜴或者狗粮,但不管怎样我会吃掉这个,然后吐到地毯上,你应该高兴才对。”

3. When they break something
3.弄坏东西时

Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.
”狗:“我很抱歉,主人,我再也不这样做了,我是个坏狗狗。

Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.
” 猫:“我要把桌子上这个也弄掉,把所有东西都撕碎,我才是上帝。”

4. On meeting visitors
4.来客人时

Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.
”狗:“哦!是主人的朋友,我也爱你,你想在我们的花园里玩吗?你想看看我的床吗?你可以拿我最喜欢的袜子,我太兴奋了。”

Cat - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.
”猫:“不!走开,趁我没把房子烧掉赶紧离开这儿。”

5. When you call them
5.叫它们时

Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.
”狗:“我听见你叫了,我太开心了就跑过来了,我爱你主人,谢谢你叫我的名字,我知道你爱我。”

Cat - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?
”猫:“这个蠢人到底叫我干什么?”

6. When you come back home
6.你回家时

Dog - “ You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.
”狗:“你离开的时间太长了,我太想你了,我以为你走了呢,我真开心你没死,我爱你。”

Cat - “ Feed me!!
”猫:“赶紧喂我!!”

7. Kind of presents
7.送你礼物

Dog - “ I've brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.
”狗:“我给你带来了这些脏袜子,还有些木棍和旧报纸,都送给你。”

Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.
”猫:“我把这只死老鼠放你枕头上是为了给你惊喜,如果你想要的话还有只鸟,这是我最喜欢的树叶,可以送给你。”

Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!
除了这些区别之外,猫和狗还是都很爱主人的!

(翻译:菲菲)