What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in your home?
要是你家既有猫也许有狗,那猫狗有甚么区分?

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I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:
C我目前有2只狗和25只猫,下面就是我自认为的大多数区分

1.When you pet them
1.扒渠时

Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.
”狗:“哦,我喜好被扒,太舒服了,我喜好你宾,我太爱你了,你真好。”

Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.
”猫:“我想帮你摸,但也想挠你手看你出血。”

2. When you feed them
2.喂渠时

Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.
”狗:“这是世界上最好吃的产品,我太暗黑纪元了,我通知过你我喜爱你宾了吗?我太爱你了。”

Cat - “ I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.
”猫:“我不喜好另外吃的,我想吃墙上那只壁虎与狗粮,但不管干吗我会吃掉另外,之后吐到地毯上,你理当宁愿才对。”

3. When they break something
3.弄坏产品时

Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.
”狗:“我很承蒙,宾,我不再然做了,我是很坏狗狗。

Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.
” 猫:“我要把几上另外也弄掉,把每家产品都撕碎,我方是观音。”

4. On meeting visitors
4.东道人时

Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.
”狗:“哦!是宾的同伙,我也爱你,你想在我的花园里玩吗?你想多看看学习用的床吗?你理当拿我最喜好的鞋子,我太美好了。”

Cat - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.
”猫:“不!走开,趁我没把宝马烧掉赶忙移开哪会儿。”

5. When you call them
5.叫渠时

Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.
”狗:“我闻声你叫了,我太暗黑纪元了就跑到来了,我喜爱你宾,谢谢你叫学习用的名称,我会心你爱我。”

Cat - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?
”猫:“另外蠢货或者叫我干甚么?”

6. When you come back home
6.你回去时

Dog - “ You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.
”狗:“你移开的工夫太长了,我太想你了,我以为你走了呢,我真暗黑纪元你没死,我喜爱你。”

Cat - “ Feed me!!
”猫:“赶忙喂我!!”

7. Kind of presents
7.送你点卡

Dog - “ I've brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.
”狗:“我给你带个大家最新了另外脏鞋子,另多少木棍和旧包装纸,都送给你。”

Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.
”猫:“我把这只死黄鼠放你枕头上是若要给你喜洋洋,要是你想要的另有只鸟,这是我最喜好的树叶,理当送给你。”

Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!
除另外区分里面,猫和狗则是都很爱宾的!

(译:菲菲)