What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and a dog in your home?
I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've observed:
1.When you pet them
Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love you so much, you are amazing.
Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you bleed.
2. When you feed them
Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell you I love you human? I love you very much.
Cat - “ I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You should be grateful.
3. When they break something
Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad boy.
Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to pieces, I am the God.
4. On meeting visitors
Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so excited.
Cat - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house down.
5. When you call them
Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.
Cat - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?
6. When you come back home
Dog - “ You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left, I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.
Cat - “ Feed me!!
7. Kind of presents
Dog - “ I've brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some old newspapers too. They are all yours.
Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.
Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very much!